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Celebrity Morons
This page is an exciting new edition to our site. We will be following the
moronic behavior of celebrities. This page will be updated as new
celebrity moron nominees are added. If you would like to join our club
and receive updates on these celebrity morons...click here.
moronic behavior of celebrities. This page will be updated as new
celebrity moron nominees are added. If you would like to join our club
and receive updates on these celebrity morons...click here.
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| Nominated Sept. 30, 2007 |
O.J. Simpson
The first nomination to the "Official" Moron Celebrity List is
none other than O.J. Simpson...AKA "The Juice". Our favorite
sport star/homicidal maniac is at it again. O.J. was arrested in
Vegas on September 16, 2007. This time The Juice (and some
moron pals) are facing several felony charges. O.J. and crew
allegedly broke into a room and held a man hostage at gun
point. Apparently team felony was interested in recovering
some sports memorabilia that belonged to The Juice at one
point. You would think O.J. would lay low after getting away with
murder...but no. Way to go you MORON!
none other than O.J. Simpson...AKA "The Juice". Our favorite
sport star/homicidal maniac is at it again. O.J. was arrested in
Vegas on September 16, 2007. This time The Juice (and some
moron pals) are facing several felony charges. O.J. and crew
allegedly broke into a room and held a man hostage at gun
point. Apparently team felony was interested in recovering
some sports memorabilia that belonged to The Juice at one
point. You would think O.J. would lay low after getting away with
murder...but no. Way to go you MORON!
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| Nominated Oct. 31, 2007 |
Pierce Brosnan
This former 007 star has always had a reputation for
being "unpleasant". The double-O-dipstick sealed his
fate and earned a spot on our celebrity moron list for
his behavior this past Tuesday. Brosnan allegedly
punched a photographer in the stomach after the
photographer complimented Brosnan on his James
Bond films. Brosnan has given a new name to fan
appreciation...what a MORON!
being "unpleasant". The double-O-dipstick sealed his
fate and earned a spot on our celebrity moron list for
his behavior this past Tuesday. Brosnan allegedly
punched a photographer in the stomach after the
photographer complimented Brosnan on his James
Bond films. Brosnan has given a new name to fan
appreciation...what a MORON!
| Nominated Nov. 10, 2007 |
Shia LaBeouf
This former child star was arrested outside of a
Walgreens, in Chicago, on November 4th 2007. The
Walgreen's security guard reportedly asked LeBeouf to
leave many times, because he appeared drunk. When
LeBeouf refused, the police were called. They charged
him with criminal trespassing. Hey Shia, we're changing
your Transformer name to Moronomous Prime.
Walgreens, in Chicago, on November 4th 2007. The
Walgreen's security guard reportedly asked LeBeouf to
leave many times, because he appeared drunk. When
LeBeouf refused, the police were called. They charged
him with criminal trespassing. Hey Shia, we're changing
your Transformer name to Moronomous Prime.
| Nominated Dec. 27, 2007 |
Mischa Barton
What happened to our sweet, innocent Mischa? Good
'ole Hollywood...that's what. Mischa was arrested last
Thursday, after she was pulled over for driving
between lanes and failing to signal while turning. It
turns out little Mischa was drunk, carrying illegal drugs
and did not have a valid driver's license. Wow...a triple
whammy! Next time hire a driver and give your drugs to
your body guard...you Moron!
'ole Hollywood...that's what. Mischa was arrested last
Thursday, after she was pulled over for driving
between lanes and failing to signal while turning. It
turns out little Mischa was drunk, carrying illegal drugs
and did not have a valid driver's license. Wow...a triple
whammy! Next time hire a driver and give your drugs to
your body guard...you Moron!
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| Nominated Jan. 4, 2008 |
Britney Spears
Who's coming to the party? Crazy Britney or
"Hit me baby one more time" Britney. Britney
was taken to the hospital last Thursday, after
the police were called to settle a child
custody argument at her home. Apparently,
Brit was high, locked herself in a bathroom
with her kid and refused to come out. The
hospital labeled her a "special needs"
patient. She makes Federline look like a
good parent...what a Moron!
"Hit me baby one more time" Britney. Britney
was taken to the hospital last Thursday, after
the police were called to settle a child
custody argument at her home. Apparently,
Brit was high, locked herself in a bathroom
with her kid and refused to come out. The
hospital labeled her a "special needs"
patient. She makes Federline look like a
good parent...what a Moron!
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| Nominated Feb. 22, 2008 |
Aaron Carter
Aaron gets our award for best transformation from teen
heart throb to adult loser. He looked like he was high
on something for the entire filming of "House of
Carters". This stoner Moron officially earned his spot
on this site when he was arrested with just under two
ounces of marijuana last night, in Texas. Hey
Aaron...put your career in a bong and smoke it...you
Moron!
heart throb to adult loser. He looked like he was high
on something for the entire filming of "House of
Carters". This stoner Moron officially earned his spot
on this site when he was arrested with just under two
ounces of marijuana last night, in Texas. Hey
Aaron...put your career in a bong and smoke it...you
Moron!
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| Nominated March 5, 2008 |
Amy Winehouse
Drugs are bad...MmmKay. Things have recently gotten worse
for this famous crack head. Amy has been seen recently with
nasty, scabby looking things on one side of her face. Her
publicist says that she suffers from the skin disorder
impetigo. However, sources say that is BS. Apparently,
Winehouse was recently at a restaurant and was irritated
when a waitress asked her to stop smoking. In retaliation she
put the butt out on her cheek, which later became infected.
Witnesses say she was so high, she barely even flinched.
Amy is our celebrity "human ashtray" Moron!
for this famous crack head. Amy has been seen recently with
nasty, scabby looking things on one side of her face. Her
publicist says that she suffers from the skin disorder
impetigo. However, sources say that is BS. Apparently,
Winehouse was recently at a restaurant and was irritated
when a waitress asked her to stop smoking. In retaliation she
put the butt out on her cheek, which later became infected.
Witnesses say she was so high, she barely even flinched.
Amy is our celebrity "human ashtray" Moron!
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| Nominated March 21, 2008 |
Eliot Spitzer
The scandalous former Governor of New York. This dip
stick was the poster boy for morals and a heavy hand of
justice. So what does he do to uphold his reputation?
He spends over $80,000 on high priced hookers. Not
only was he forced to resign, but he will most likely face
criminal charges. I can't think of anything else to
say...other than...What a Moron!
stick was the poster boy for morals and a heavy hand of
justice. So what does he do to uphold his reputation?
He spends over $80,000 on high priced hookers. Not
only was he forced to resign, but he will most likely face
criminal charges. I can't think of anything else to
say...other than...What a Moron!
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| Nominated May 10, 2008 |
Nick Hogan
Nick Bollea aka Nick Hogan, son of Hulk Hogan, was
recently sentenced to eight months in jail. Nick was
allegedly drag racing when he spun out of control and
critically injured his passenger and long time friend Nick
Graziano. A taped phone conversation between a jailed
Nick and his Mother recently was leaked to the media.
In their conversation they talk about how they are the
victims and that the Graziano family has nothing to
grieve about. What a bunch of Morons!
recently sentenced to eight months in jail. Nick was
allegedly drag racing when he spun out of control and
critically injured his passenger and long time friend Nick
Graziano. A taped phone conversation between a jailed
Nick and his Mother recently was leaked to the media.
In their conversation they talk about how they are the
victims and that the Graziano family has nothing to
grieve about. What a bunch of Morons!
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| Nominated June 26, 2008 |
Shawn Chacon
This hot head pitcher was recently suspended from the
Astro's for throwing the GM (Ed Wade) on to the ground
after they had an argument. Chacon was angry
because he had recently been demoted to the bullpen.
It is unclear if Chacon will ever have a baseball career
again. Hmmm...let's beat up the guy who signs my multi
million dollar paycheck. Chacon...you are a multi million
dollar MORON!
Astro's for throwing the GM (Ed Wade) on to the ground
after they had an argument. Chacon was angry
because he had recently been demoted to the bullpen.
It is unclear if Chacon will ever have a baseball career
again. Hmmm...let's beat up the guy who signs my multi
million dollar paycheck. Chacon...you are a multi million
dollar MORON!
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| Nominated November 29, 2008 |
Plaxico Burress
This rocket scientist, turned pro football player for the New
York GIants, was released from a New York City hospital last
Saturday. Burress was admitted with a gunshot wound to his
right thigh. It turns out that the gunshot wound was
apparently self inflicted. Authorities believe that Burress was
carrying the gun in his pocket, when it accidentally
discharged. Doctors mentioned that he was lucky that the
bullet didn't pierce an artery, which may have been fatal. The
Giants have stated that there may be legal penalties for his
actions and his future with the team is unkown. What a numb
nuts MORON!
York GIants, was released from a New York City hospital last
Saturday. Burress was admitted with a gunshot wound to his
right thigh. It turns out that the gunshot wound was
apparently self inflicted. Authorities believe that Burress was
carrying the gun in his pocket, when it accidentally
discharged. Doctors mentioned that he was lucky that the
bullet didn't pierce an artery, which may have been fatal. The
Giants have stated that there may be legal penalties for his
actions and his future with the team is unkown. What a numb
nuts MORON!
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| Nominated December 30, 2008 |
DMX
Rapper DMX plead guilty to drug, theft and animal
cruelty charges on Tuesday. As a result of these three
felony charges he will be facing at least 90 days in jail.
Talk about having things go downhill. This guy can't
seem to stay out of trouble. Doesn't he have enough
money to pay someone else to do his illegal activities?
We will call him MC MORON!
cruelty charges on Tuesday. As a result of these three
felony charges he will be facing at least 90 days in jail.
Talk about having things go downhill. This guy can't
seem to stay out of trouble. Doesn't he have enough
money to pay someone else to do his illegal activities?
We will call him MC MORON!
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| Nominated February 9, 2009 |
Chris Brown
R & B retard Chris Brown surrendered to police on
Sunday night, then posted a $50,000 bail. He is being
questioned about felony domestic violence charges
from an incident with his girlfriend Rihanna. Allegedly he
and Rihanna got into an argument in his car and it
ended with him pulling over and giving her a class A
beat down. Being a succesful musician and having a
celebrity girlfriend wasn't enough for this MORON. He
had to add woman beater to his repetoire....what a
pussy!
Sunday night, then posted a $50,000 bail. He is being
questioned about felony domestic violence charges
from an incident with his girlfriend Rihanna. Allegedly he
and Rihanna got into an argument in his car and it
ended with him pulling over and giving her a class A
beat down. Being a succesful musician and having a
celebrity girlfriend wasn't enough for this MORON. He
had to add woman beater to his repetoire....what a
pussy!
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| Nominated March 24, 2009 |
David Cook
This American Idol pussy, turned rock star, recently
wrote a press release stating that he wanted his fans to
back off. Apparently, some of them were invading his
privacy at hotels. In the press release he stated that if
his fans aren't more respectful of his private space, he
would be less accessible to them. This douche bag
should be thankful that anyone wants to hear his music
and be around him. He needs to spend some time with
a real rock star...like Slash. What a pussified MORON!
wrote a press release stating that he wanted his fans to
back off. Apparently, some of them were invading his
privacy at hotels. In the press release he stated that if
his fans aren't more respectful of his private space, he
would be less accessible to them. This douche bag
should be thankful that anyone wants to hear his music
and be around him. He needs to spend some time with
a real rock star...like Slash. What a pussified MORON!
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| Nominated April 30, 2009 |
OctoMom
We should have put this retarded chick on here a
while back. Oh how we hate you...let us count thy
ways. Aside from having her shoved down our
throats by the media, taxpayers have been
funding her family experiment. On top of
everything else, it looks like she might get a TV
deal...unbelievable. Someone put this sorry sack
of human being out of her misery...Do it for her
kids...she's a Mommy MORON!
while back. Oh how we hate you...let us count thy
ways. Aside from having her shoved down our
throats by the media, taxpayers have been
funding her family experiment. On top of
everything else, it looks like she might get a TV
deal...unbelievable. Someone put this sorry sack
of human being out of her misery...Do it for her
kids...she's a Mommy MORON!
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